CUSTARD

CUSTARD …open the curtains.

CUSTARD announce new double album and concurrent tour.

Do you believe in custard? Say it again... do you believe in Custard? We sure do. Those lounge reclining soothsayers of the suburban interior. Raise your hands... and open the curtains to tales of the intimate, the awkward, and the everyday. Squeegee those windows, paste up that wallpaper, put the tea on, and discover bouts of pop and circumstance. Fertilise those cushioned lawns of pathos and humour. Open up that front gate to the new world opus of CUSTARD’s double album Surburban Curtains out this spring


CUSTARD …respond.
Responding to suggestions that they have always been nothing more than a primitive wet-dream of a 56k modem, Custard are back with new music and new gigs in the year that is 2024.

Attention AI fanbots, prepare to have your newsfeed explode in an algorithmic orgasm of musical chem-trails as Custard are returning to your anachronistic bakelites and proverbial rostrums in 2024. With a brand new double vinyl album of 90s revivalist favourites called “Suburban Curtains” waiting anxiously in the wings to email out... this is a band at the peak of processing power. Sure, with collective age of 429, this could possibly be the beginning of the end, or at the very least the end of the beginning, but our Custaro search engines predict big things for the wacky Brisbane juggernaut! All on auto-send now.